Now, I've been thinking of doing a spot of decorating recently. I'm thinking what the hell, I might be renting but the landlord hasn't thrown me out yet so I must be trustworthy…let's get rid of those pink curtains and purple walls. But then the agonising choice, what colour to go for? Maybe some neutral pastels or perhaps something with a bit more character. Then my mind was made up when I saw BT is releasing a special (limited edition?) version of its Home Hub router, which apparently is "just the thing for any bachelor pad or modern home". I can think of nothing more desirable than a black router – it's what every stylish and single geek-about-town wants. But hurry, there is strictly limited availability…don't say I didn't warn you.